Things Men Forget During Sex

Hey guys, forgive my blip last week. Your favorite column, SexVille Tuesday was unavoidably absent due to unforeseen circumstances. I had so many calls, messages and complaints about its absence but with this apology, I hope I am forgiven. Here we are yet again and this week promises to be as hot as ever.
I am actually taking a break to allow my first guest writer have a day. She is Mrs. Sandra Adams from Abuja and I am sure you are going to enjoy her write-up which is from her personal experiences.
No one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets. We love the care and attention you’ve paid to us for our own benefit, but we also love watching you bask in self-satisfaction. But as satisfied as you might be with yourself, sometimes we’re not quite as satisfied as you’d hoped: something relatively minor, but highly distracting, was a bit “off.”
Don’t be offended, darlings, but a few nibs and tucks in your bedroom style might speed things along (in a good way) -leaving us more time for another go at it! Yeah, these are the things we want you to do to us but most times, you neglect them. But try them this night and see how well we respond to you.
The clitoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and play with the clit! We just love it. I am yet to see a woman who does not love being touched there.

Take your socks off. Not a single thing is sexy about a man who is naked except for his socks.
Lubricant, lubricant, lubricant. We may feel “so wet” to you from our own fluids, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time.
Talk dirty to me. Some women become very aroused by their imaginations, so a little dirty talk about what you’re going to do to us stimulates our biggest sixth organ: our brain! (But avoid words that kill the moment.)

Get it wet. If you’re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongue wet with spit. A dry tongue chafes down there!
Watch your hands. Unless we’ve expressly indicated that we like our headlights to be tweaked, do not pinch our nipples in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitive!

Sometimes, a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.


Nibble away. We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly, suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).

Stop stressing’. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you?

Don’t forget the tots. Nipples should be a pit stop on the way to Vaginaville – get off the express train man!